Why chocolate is a better boyfriend.

Chocolate is ready to celebrate when your ecstatic.
Chocolate is also ready to mourn in depression.
Chocolate can listen to you rattle on in tragedy.
Chocolate tolerates your fits of manic hyperactivity. 
Chocolate will run out, but you can be sure there’s more around the corner.
Chocolate gives you what it promises to and never goes back on its word.
Chocolate has that delicious, irresistible, tantalizing taste.
Chocolate will never judge you.

Chocolate will never let you down.
Chocolate will always be there when you need it.